UMP-45 | Neo-Noir

Origin Story

The UMP-45 | Neo-Noir features a custom painted design depicting a stylized blue-magenta woman set against a grayscale background. This distinctive aesthetic is part of The Gallery Collection, introduced with The Armory update on October 4, 2024. The skin's artwork is characterized by sharp line work and high contrast, making it a visually clean and modern choice for the UMP-45. Its Classified rarity positions it as a desirable item for players looking for a stylish SMG.

Drop Chance

UMP-45 | Neo-Noir is Classified, a Pink-tier skin, rare with strong collector demand. From the Gallery Case: approximately 1.07% per opening (roughly 1 in 94). The 3.2% Classified tier rate is split across 3 Classified skins in the case. StatTrak versions drop at ~0.11% from the Gallery Case (about 1 in 937). These per-skin odds assume equal weighting within tier — Valve publishes tier rates but doesn't formally confirm even distribution across skins in a tier.

Skin Condition

Float range 0 to 1. Exteriors: Factory New, Minimal Wear, Field-Tested, Well-Worn, Battle-Scarred. StatTrak is available in FN, MW, FT, WW, BS.

• Factory New ($46.97): Colors are at maximum vibrancy with deep blues and magentas, and the grayscale contrast is crisp; the stylized woman's line art is clean and sharp.
• Minimal Wear ($17.36): The illustration remains near-pristine, with any wear typically limited to subtle edge fading or tiny nicks on the magazine lip or stock edges.
• Field-Tested ($7.10): More consistent edge wear appears on the receiver, magazine, and stock, and the grayscale background can look mottled or mildly scratched.
• Well-Worn ($5.93): Wear is pronounced across edges and high-contact surfaces, with scratches and dulling disrupting parts of the grayscale background and slightly encroaching on the character art.
• Battle-Scarred ($5.90): High overall wear with extensive scratching and fading, where sections of the grayscale background may be heavily worn and parts of the line art may appear washed or patchy.

Model

Neo-Noir uses the current UMP-45 model, added with The Armory on October 4, 2024. The Gunsmith finish responds to CS2's dynamic lighting.

How to Obtain

The UMP-45 | Neo-Noir is part of The Gallery Collection. As a Classified rarity skin, it can be acquired through trade-up contracts using ten lower-rarity skins from The Gallery Collection. A StatTrak version is also available for kill tracking. For direct purchase, players can find this skin on the Steam Community Market and third-party marketplaces.

Price Range

UMP-45 | Neo-Noir ranges from $5.90 (Battle-Scarred) to $46.97 (Factory New). Field-Tested copies sit at $7.10. StatTrak versions carry a premium at every wear tier.


The current 7-day median is No Recent Price. The 90-day median is $8.25. The all-time median is $8.40. Volume averages 0 trades per day.

Visual Theme

Gunsmith: It has been custom painted with a stylized blue-magenta woman over a grayscale background. Saturated blue and magenta elements are set against a monochrome background of black, white, and gray. The central illustration of the stylized woman and surrounding grayscale frame elements are most visible on the receiver and main body. The Neo-Noir line is generally regarded as a stylish, comic-book or graphic-novel themed series.

Player Rating

Rating: 4.70 / 5
Votes: 5

Sticker Compatibility

The UMP-45 Neo-Noir offers a detailed surface for sticker customization, with its stylized blue-magenta woman against a grayscale background. Stickers in pink, magenta, purple, light blue, cyan, or white color families tend to complement the existing artwork. Given the skin's intricate design, simple or logo-style stickers are often preferred to avoid visual clutter.